Who is our next Prime Minister?

Now that Abe-chan has gone, everybody is talking about who's the next. I don't know much about politics, and I am not interested in politics so much, so I don't have any concrete idea regarding our next top politician. But I think it's wonderful thing if we had Prime Minister whose name sounds quite similar to often-used swear word.

I don't think that Mr. Asou is arsehole, but unfortunately I imagine that everyone assumes he is arsehole. If he was chosen as our Prime Minister, he would go to the general assembly of United Nations or G-8 summit or APEC or whichever. He would meet President Bush or Putin or other heads of states. And in that situation, he must be introduced to lots of bigwigs and audience from all over the world, "Here is Japanese Prime Minister, Mr. Asou!!!". And then, people would question to themselves whether what they heard now is arsehole or not, or they would assume if Mr. Asou is actually arsehole or not, even though they are sure that Mr. Asou is not arsehole, because they know that arseholes can't be elected as Prime Minister usually. Or, maybe that announcer is not sure how to pronounce Japanese name so he or she would say, "Mr. Arsehole", and then, Mr.Asou would approach over him or her and correct their mistake, saying "I am not an arsehole!", then people at present would realize that he is not an arsehole because he is Mr. Asou. And, Who want to attack a country whose head of state is called Arsehole? Even some countries hostile to Japan would find it funny and comfortable, forgetting their hatred toward Japan and throwing away their AK-47 because they are busy with imagining if they had top leader named Arsehole in their totalitarian regime.

Prime Minister hopeful Mr. ASOU